Kaya pala mahal ang bayad sa mga CALL CENTER..

Kaya pala mahal ang bayad sa mga CALL CENTER..

Postby komiks0916 on Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:25 am

This is one good reason why call center agents are paid so much...

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1 )
Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, . Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2)
Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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3)
Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."


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4).Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)


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5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????


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6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????

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7). Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????


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8).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????


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9). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????

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10). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : ?????

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11). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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12). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????

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13) customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?

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:tadyak: bagay sa mga kausap nila..
:gigil: <---- iniisip si mahal..

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Re: Kaya pala mahal ang bayad sa mga CALL CENTER..

Postby ieyasu on Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:09 am

hahaha... totoo ito pero yung iba medyo hindi nakapanipaniwala hahaha parang exag naman masyado lols
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Re: Kaya pala mahal ang bayad sa mga CALL CENTER..

Postby memei_moon_jei-dy on Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:17 pm

:hehehe: Natawa naman ako, parang mga eksena lang sa pawnsh0p at western uni0n..
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Re: Kaya pala mahal ang bayad sa mga CALL CENTER..

Postby komiks0916 on Sun Jan 09, 2011 12:01 pm

bakit naging pareho jeidy?
:gigil: <---- iniisip si mahal..

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